yaxley

yaxley @ 2011-01-13T07:12:00

2011-01-13T07:20:15Z

Please de-friend this journal.

№ 6

2010-11-04T16:00:15Z

[Private to Death Eaters, DMLE]

I'd like to bring to your attention, if you haven't already been informed, that the Ministry has been attacked three times in the past week.

First, one of the Inner Circle was stabbed at the Halloween Ball, right under our noses. There were a variety of other events that night as well, so let us just count the entire ball as an attack.

Second, water at the Ministry was poisoned earlier this week. Victims complained of blurred vision and hair growth on their palms. The poison used has been identified, and we are working on tracing the source of the attack.

Most recently, likely Wednesday night, someone cast graffiti all over the walls. It's ridiculous filth no one needs to see and maintenance finally managed to get it covered for the most part around noon. Unfortunately, there is a magical element to the rubbish on the walls and it keeps permeating through simple coverings. We'll require some advanced spellwork to get it removed, and some of those have already offered their services in breaking the charms.

In conclusion, I think it is wise to say that we must bring the battle to our enemies and take the offensive, not sit in our mansions, castles, and stately homes, living like lofty yet ignorant rulers just waiting to be overthrown due to delusions of grandeur and security. Sometimes I ask myself if any of you have worked an honest day in your miserable lives. So many of you are pathetic, and how the majority of you even became part of this society or remained within it is beyond me. Most of you wouldn't survive in the true wizarding culture of old. You'd be kicked to the dirt like so many of the blood traitors today, because you lack the strength and dedication to your own immediate bloodline. And h

To keep something, you must maintain it. Until the majority of these rebels are caught, I would like to give my opinion that any future plans for grand parties should be put on indefinite hold.

[End private]

[Private to Wood]

A little more to the left next time.

[End Private]

If anyone has seen suspicious visitors around the Ministry this week or has any information regarding suspicious individuals, contact the DMLE.

To the idiot who did the graffiti at the Ministry, you really generalise too much. I wouldn't quit your day job anytime soon if I were you.

Added later:
Betting:
5^th: Magpies, 5 G
6^th: Harpies, 3 G

№ 5

2010-10-26T19:39:41Z

~~Great day! That said, don't put any more work on my desk, cause I'm not going to get to it anytime soon.~~

For you procrastinators out there, that one costume shop in Diagon still has quite a few costumes.

Oh and Williamson's still wanted, so if anyone's interested, there's a bounty on his head. Resume your daily routines and remember: the DMLE is always watching!

[On Wednesday morning, the crossouts were made]

yaxley @ 2010-10-22T19:43:00

2010-10-22T18:46:05Z

Quidditch tickets are now on sale!

Tickets will be sold at the normal Quidditch ticket sales offices, as well as the Department of Magical Games and Sports.

There will be a 10% discount on tickets bought at the department in person. It's a limited-time offer and lasts til the end of the month!

№ 4

2010-10-17T16:50:03Z

I'm beginning to think Veritaserum should be the first step in any interrogation, despite its weaknesses.

№ 3

2010-10-10T07:16:34Z

Hurray for Quidditch.

[Private to Geoff Goyle]

I trust you've receiving an office? You're not a department head unless you have one of those, including the large leather chair and a desk that is preferably older than you, if one can be found.

[End Private]

[Private to Self]

Now, if the masses can be happy with that development, maybe there will be less whinging in the journals. I could care less that they're bringing the game back, myself.

Patrol was a fucking waste of my life, as expected.

[End Private]

[Private to Death Eaters]

Are there any new developments with the investigation on the Ministry bombs and the attacks on the homes?

[End Private]

[Private to Veronica Montgomery and Antonin Dolohov]

Montgomery, I shall be collecting you today from Mr. Dolohov's home.

[End Private]

№ 2

2010-10-03T20:25:58Z

Can't exactly brag when you've not got nothing impressive to show for it.

[Private to Patrol F EXCLUDING Mulciber and Greyback]

[OOC: Geoffrey Goyle, Gregory Goyle, Thomas Derrick & Terrence Higgs can only view it]

Mulciber still hasn't arrived at his home, yet has notified some of our patrol to go there. The Apparation coordinates are as follows: [Apparation coordinates].

Just so you all know, his home was hit in the attacks. We'll need as much Ogden's as we can get, at this rate. I shouldn't be telling your lot this, but he was in Azkaban for over a decade. Mulciber also went crazy in there, I remember reading. Since we have a madman leading us, I'd like to remind everyone to treat him carefully, so I don't have an even larger headache.

Please do not interfere with any fight that might occur between Greyback and myself, or you're liable to get injured in the process.

[End Private]

yaxley @ 2010-09-27T04:10:00

2010-09-27T03:13:41Z

Would you be willing to take in my servant/slave/filth for the week? I have no patience for her at the moment and cannot concentrate on my life and tasks for work as long as she is within my home.

I'd be indebted to you if you would keep her in your care for at least a few days. Thank you for your consideration.

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№ 1 (2)

2010-09-20T02:36:18Z

Mondays have always been rubbish.

[Private to Death Eaters - Young, Elders]

You're welcome.

Someone bring me a new journal from Obscurus Books and the first two rounds for everyone, excepting the usual exclusions, are on me until 10 PM tonight at the Bell, Book & Candle, Diagon Alley.

[End Private]

[Private to Self]

[Scribbles, stab marks, and assorted obscenities written (and crossed out).]

Of course, as long as Her Royal Slagness doesn't show up. I will stab her in the face if I see her there.

The last thing I need right now is a criminal living in my home, when I have so many criminals to investigate outside of my home.

[End Private]

№ 1

2010-09-13T20:36:11Z

Because what I can always use is another useless piece of shit to consume and waste my already precious time.

Stop whinging, you're not dead. Get a job if you have the time to constantly complain, display hideous artwork, pointless photos, or bodily fluids in these. There's my deep thoughts on the matter.

[Ministry Employees]

Level Two is not a walking concourse. It never was a walking concourse for you to promenade and gawk at everyone working. Either you are employed in the department, or you are standing in the designated guest area for the DMLE. Any visitor - this includes your family, witnesses, and anyone else - must have a department representative with them at all times. Inability to adhere to the marked signs and all regulations shall lead to arrest and immediate blood status investigation.

Head Hit-Wizard, DMLE

[End Private]

[Written a few hours later]

[Death Eaters]

I'm not one for riddles, but this one's too good.

What has fur and flies?

[End Private]