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yaxley (yaxley) wrote,
@ 2010-10-22 19:43:00

Quidditch tickets are now on sale!

Tickets will be sold at the normal Quidditch ticket sales offices, as well as the Department of Magical Games and Sports.

There will be a 10% discount on tickets bought at the department in person. It's a limited-time offer and lasts til the end of the month!

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	itsronnie 2010-10-22 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Funny. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you think there should be a discount? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-10-22 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I do. As long as I get one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't do Quidditch. Maybe a work patrol will take you, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-10-22 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, maybe. I can only-- HOW CAN YOU NOT DO QUIDDITCH?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blood_n_guts 2010-10-22 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ha ha ha ha ha. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Thought you'd like being put to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_n_guts 2010-10-22 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	How sweet of you to think of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Is that the sound of a mob I hear downstairs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blood_n_guts 2010-10-22 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Are you worried? You're the mob control department, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	littleredauror 2010-10-22 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, trying to track people who watch sports now too? How cute. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn't believe how many people will jump at a discount. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littleredauror 2010-10-22 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Riiiight, Yaxster, right. Because everyone is going to believe the Chief Hit Wizard is offering discounts for Quidditch. Glad to see you're still living up to the standards we set for hit wizards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	The highest standards for taking down criminals, last I recall. Enjoy your lack of paperwork, now you're without any sort of purpose. Hell, there's a twenty percent discount if you go to level 7. Tell Goyle I sent you and bring your friends. Who knows, maybe you'll get on one of the teams while you're at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littleredauror 2010-10-23 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Yes, the highest standards for taking down common criminals. Really, Yaxster, that same old tired horse? Haven't you figured out anything original yet? Oooh, 20? Really? I'll have to look into that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fisforforge 2010-10-22 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh ooh ooh! Yes Sir, please put me in jail, so long as I can watch the game from my cell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Twenty percent discount if you're actually coming in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fisforforge 2010-10-22 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Make it fifty or I put a pink unicorn over your house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fisforforge 2010-10-22 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Touch a nerve? Aw, but I wanted that discount so bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	itsronnie 2010-10-22 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	You should!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	clearasabell 2010-10-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	If either of you had been half as good at your jobs as you should be, you would have caught one little girl. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Really? You're the one stupid enough to ruin your façade for the sake of playing Quidditch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clearasabell 2010-10-22 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	And you didn't figure out I was a rebel earlier why? I wasn't in the AMP and I didn't fight for your Dark Lord. Brains, sir. Brains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-10-22 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	You don't understand our system, then. There are citizens who have neither background. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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