InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "bite me, thats right, bite me!"

yaxley (yaxley) wrote,
@ 2010-09-13 21:34:00

№ 1
Because what I can always use is another useless piece of shit to consume and waste my already precious time.

Stop whinging, you're not dead. Get a job if you have the time to constantly complain, display hideous artwork, pointless photos, or bodily fluids in these. There's my deep thoughts on the matter.

[Ministry Employees]

Level Two is not a walking concourse. It never was a walking concourse for you to promenade and gawk at everyone working. Either you are employed in the department, or you are standing in the designated guest area for the DMLE. Any visitor - this includes your family, witnesses, and anyone else - must have a department representative with them at all times. Inability to adhere to the marked signs and all regulations shall lead to arrest and immediate blood status investigation.

Head Hit-Wizard, DMLE

[End Private]

[Written a few hours later]

[Death Eaters]

I'm not one for riddles, but this one's too good.

What has fur and flies?

[End Private]

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	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	You do realize you wasted your "precious time" just by writing that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Your point? I already said it would waste my time. Try your witticisms elsewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Pointing out that if you were worried about wasting your time, why even bother opening it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I open it so I can prosecute the likes of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, how sweet. I feel so loved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	If anyone actually felt any love for you, then you wouldn't be rotting in Azkaban right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Not true. But nice attempt. Really, kudos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	It is true. No one fought hard enough for you and consequently you were left to prison. Had they cared, you'd have been smuggled out of the country or living free as a valued member of society. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Just because one person didn't care, doesn't mean that I haven't gotten tons of people that love me. Really, is this the best you can do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Once again, those who love you would fight for you or at least make the right decisions. It was never about being best here, like a manner of childish arguments. It was about being right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Who said they aren't fighting for me? They've made all the right decisions so far. Alright then. I'm right, you're wrong. How's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	So they made the 'right' decisions by letting you rot in jail and if you're lucky, eventually permit you to work as a house servant. Such good friends. Maybe if I were a masochist, I'd envy you. No. I'm right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Not everything is about me. I'd rather stay in here forever if it means that they're free. But then, you don't know that sort of loyalty, do you? I'm right. It's better to just accept it. Now who's being childish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	So pathetic. What's funny is the majority of your kind don't get martyr status at death, so your sacrifice for the collective was all for naught. I know more about loyalty than your entire pathetic family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsronnie 2010-09-13 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	See, that doesn't really mean a lot. Never said it was my family that was loyal to me. You're boring me now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	You were boring me the first time you wrote something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	DEs shank_you 2010-09-14 12:35 am UTC (link)
	A flying beaver. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	DEs yaxley 2010-09-14 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Too fierce of a creature. Come on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEs shank_you 2010-09-14 01:19 am UTC (link)
	A squirrel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEs yaxley 2010-09-14 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Talking yellow-bellied animals here. I saw a squirrel nearly gnaw a Muggle's face off once. What animal can you hunt, but you don't even get a pelt from once you've killed it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Higgs yaxley 2010-09-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Before she comes to get my journal, thought I'd tell you, at least. The whole journal thing is because I asked Bellatrix a question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yaxley shank_you 2010-09-16 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Bloody hell, why is a hormonal batshit insane broad in control of making rules? Good luck to you, hope you get a few shots in. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	guardyourmagic 2010-09-14 02:11 am UTC (link)
	What's wrong with photographs? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-14 02:14 am UTC (link)
	They take up too much space. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guardyourmagic 2010-09-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
	It's a journal, Sir, with all due respect. We weren't given rules when they were handed out. You could skip over them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	copper_pennies 2010-09-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	It's a journal, what do you expect people to write in them? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yaxley 2010-09-14 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Nothing in your case (Reply to this) (Parent)

	infragilis 2010-09-14 11:57 am UTC (link)
	Bodily fluids? Mate, you must have been reading these things more attentively than I have, because those entries eluded me ~~or I repressed them~~. (Reply to this)